How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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