- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

poo is yummy

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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