Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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this is gay

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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