- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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asian, do math

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Your mom.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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