Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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knock knock

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Penis penis poop butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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