Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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twilight

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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