What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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terry stockton is straight

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I'm banging your sister.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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