What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Joe Biden

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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WNBA

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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