- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Society.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Matt Damon

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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