How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Penis

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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hi

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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potato

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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