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I avhe dyiaexls.

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GONNA

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Pickle!

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Shit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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