Where else? The junk yard

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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