- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Women rights..

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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