- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Jasper sucks.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why were corners made? For crying.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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