What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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i hate you.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Icecream

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What does a man like. food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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