Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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barack osama

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Anti Joke

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