Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Grapefruit.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Nicholas Cage

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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666

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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