Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Yellow People !!

What's 1+1? 69.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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