What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

roses are red violets are blue they really are

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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