roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Anti Joke

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