"hey do you know the date" "58"

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Diarrhea

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A lot eh?

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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