- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

I'm Coming

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

One, two, three, four and five

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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