- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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