Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Donald Trump

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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