- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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