- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Your mom.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

So a seal walks into a club.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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