- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

steven hawking walks into a bar

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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