Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Anti Joke

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