Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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