- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

pobody's nerfect

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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