What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Blacks

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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