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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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