- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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