- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

All of these jokes are about white people

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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