Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

i hate non minorities!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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