Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Click here to end the world.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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