- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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