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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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