What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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