- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

knock knock whos there open open who the door

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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