Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Well, this is fun.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

William Raines.

What's 1+1? 4.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

45.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

The WNBA.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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