what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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