Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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