Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Rick Perry.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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The.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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