Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How Long is a Chinese man.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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