- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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