- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Dyslexics are teople poo

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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