What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

F? No k

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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