why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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women rights

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knock knock no ones home

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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