Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Justin Bieber

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Hello.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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full house

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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